Corey’s Reviews > What to Expect the First Year: > Status Update

Genuinely shocked this lady is recommending DEET containing bug spray given her deranged takes about food ingredients "you can't pronounce"

I am fascinated by how much of this listen of baby safety rules is just

Shit you should be doing anyway without a baby OR shit your baby should never be able to do because you're supposed to be watching them

A lot of this lady's advice will, if followed, turn you into the exact kind of parent that everyone including other parents hates

What if we didn't use the word flirt to describe a baby socialising with a waiter idk just a thought

Outdated and inaccurate information on language acquisition in infants and the best way to go about teaching language to babies

YOU CANNOT BE SUGGESTING COSLEEPING IN TWENTY FUCKING TWENTY SIX ARE YOU INSANE

Full offense telling parents of babies who cry so hard during cry it out that they throw up that they can just keep doing it is so fucking gross to me

And now she's advocating for Cry It Out so that's

Not Great

Yeah this whole section is alarmist fearmongering nonsense lmao

Look man you don't have to use bleach but let's not pretend tea tree oil isn't a strong product

It's capable of causing chemical burns