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“I showed him a Corn that I had cut off with my own Hand from a Maid of Honour’s Toe; it was about the Bigness of a Kentish Pippin,and grown so hard, that when I returned to England, I got it hollowed into a Cup and set in Silver.” - I think I'm going to vomit 🤢
— 18 hours, 15 min ago
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Andrew
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Ah, I see! The next trip takes him to the magical lands of Laputa, Balnibarbi, Luggnagg, Glubbdubdrip and…Japan?? 😵💫😂
— 12 hours, 37 min ago
Andrew
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Apparently, Gulliver went on four voyages and Lilliput is just the first of them. First time I’m hearing that lol
— Jun 02, 2026 07:53AM
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“The Heat I had contracted by coming very near the Flames, and by my labouring to quench them, made the Wine begin to operate by Urine; which I voided in such a Quantity, and applied so well to the proper Places, that in three Minutes the Fire was wholly extinguished, and the rest of that noble Pile, which had cost so many Ages in erecting, preserved from Destruction.” - Omg 😭😭
— Jun 02, 2026 02:11AM
