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Straw Bary is 26% done

If this took place in 2026, “get motivated” would loosely translate to “lock in bro”

— 3 hours, 15 min ago

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Straw Bary is 51% done

“City boy with your city ways”

— 2 hours, 19 min ago

Straw Bary is 48% done

“Did a teacher ever teach how to build a fire?” Paired with the city rant when the bear showed up hints at theme.

— 2 hours, 27 min ago

Straw Bary is 42% done

Not the porcupine

— 2 hours, 38 min ago

Straw Bary is 35% done

What was his mom thinking giving him a hatchet 💀 bro is CRAZY

— 2 hours, 59 min ago

Straw Bary is 32% done

Wilderness Rehab camp propaganda basically

— 3 hours, 5 min ago

Straw Bary is 28% done

Bro can they stop with this scary ass music

— 3 hours, 12 min ago

Straw Bary is 21% done

“Wow, I didn’t get crushed on those rocks…crushed…just like me with my parents divorce…and the secret” bro 😭🐓

— 7 hours, 41 min ago

Straw Bary is 19% done

Jesus Christ this is a nightmare

— 7 hours, 52 min ago

Straw Bary is 9% done

Reading this book is the literary equivalent to listening to an Earl Sweatshirt album.

— 10 hours, 4 min ago

Straw Bary is 7% done

“And then he was stopped. The very core, the very center of him was stopped. And he was no more. “ Bro what the hell is this cursed ahh writing style

— 10 hours, 4 min ago

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