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Straw Bary is 48% done

“Did a teacher ever teach how to build a fire?” Paired with the city rant when the bear showed up hints at theme.

— 3 hours, 53 min ago

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“And then he was stopped. The very core, the very center of him was stopped. And he was no more. “ Bro what the hell is this cursed ahh writing style

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“I have a friend named fire”

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