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Ally is on page 19 of 213

““Well, we’re not getting a girl.” Said Marilla, as if poisoning wells were a purely feminine accomplishment and not to be dreaded in case of a boy.”
Honestly I feel like poisoning wells is a purely female thing also got to look up the history of this saying “ A body can get used to anything, even to being hanged.” That’s one hell of a saying.
Honestly a very enjoyable first chapter.

— Jun 07, 2026 10:18PM

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Ally is on page 209 of 213

Look I’m saying I finished this version of Anne of green gables too only because on my Goodreads goal it fucked up and discounted my reading of the second book of Ann and din.

— Jun 21, 2026 04:53PM

Ally is on page 132 of 213

It’s interesting how words have evolved to mean different things over time, for instance the word ejaculated to mean blurt. It feels so wrong every time I read it….

— Jun 20, 2026 09:34PM

Ally is on page 116 of 213

Oh poor Gilbert Blythe how he so loves and respects Anne yet she pretends he doesn’t even exist. The many things he does to try and show that he cares for her and she just stomps on it with no care whatsoever. The fact this long lasting grudge started just because he called her carrot hair. I hope one day she can forgive him but then again it’s absolutely hilarious so I’m okay if it takes a couple of years.

— Jun 16, 2026 10:00PM

Ally is on page 104 of 213

In the back of the book there is a note on every single piece of memento and letter they created for this book. I am amazed by the amount of detail put into each memento and actually learnt a lot of history behind some of the items.
There were ‘flirtation’ cards that were bought and given to bend the rules of social interaction, so basically pick up lines but on cards 😂. There were some pretty cheeky ones.

— Jun 15, 2026 09:58PM

Ally is on page 87 of 213

Never fuck with Anne, the slightest wrongs towards her will lead to the most passionate hatred.
Good luck Gilbert Blythe you are going to fucking need it, maybe one day she’ll forgive you.

— Jun 14, 2026 09:43PM

Ally is on page 77 of 213

The things that come out of Anne’s mouth… this girl is definitely a little sick in the head.

— Jun 11, 2026 10:16PM

Ally is on page 71 of 213

Marilla is a tsundere.

— Jun 10, 2026 10:22PM

Ally is on page 56 of 213

Anne: I’m the most ugly girl in the whole wide world.
Mrs. Rachel: True
Anne: Now listen here bitch, I will fuck you up!

Seriously though this book has so far been a delight, I’m shocked by how often it makes me laugh. The writing is so deliciously romantic that I’ve decided that I have to start writing down my favourite lines.

— Jun 09, 2026 10:55PM

Ally is on page 51 of 213

Anne is the biggest ginger hater I know.

I’m so sorry I keep making so many updates but honestly I just like seeing the percentage go up and I love talking about the books I’m reading.

— Jun 09, 2026 09:25PM

Ally is on page 36 of 213

Mr.Cuthbert: can we keep her? 🥺
Marilla: No
Mr.Cuthbert: you’re right we shouldn’t… but like what if we did?
Marilla: No

— Jun 09, 2026 05:15PM