✧˚ Elle ˚✧’s Reviews > Shatter Me > Status Update
✧˚ Elle ˚✧
is 68% done
Ok so how can something be sooo borrrrinnngggg 😭
Also, that thing the author does where she ends every descriptor with “my body” to make things sexier? Not working.
I feel like I’m reading some poor biologist’s fever dream. 😑
— Jun 09, 2026 02:31PM
Also, that thing the author does where she ends every descriptor with “my body” to make things sexier? Not working.
I feel like I’m reading some poor biologist’s fever dream. 😑
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✧˚ Elle ˚✧
is finished
So that picked up 💀💔
And can we take this moment to recognize how much I LOVE weddings? And Sevro. As in, I love him too.
(Shhh, in a totally platonic way dw 🙄)
— Jun 08, 2026 09:04AM
And can we take this moment to recognize how much I LOVE weddings? And Sevro. As in, I love him too.
(Shhh, in a totally platonic way dw 🙄)
✧˚ Elle ˚✧
is 43% done
Well, now we know dear little Julliette is a simply STELLAR arguer. She should go in for debating.
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— Jun 05, 2026 05:51PM
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✧˚ Elle ˚✧
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Oh no, evil hottie #2 from THE BAD BAD BAD INSTITUTION is forcing you and hottie #1 to live together, wahhhhhhhh
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— Jun 04, 2026 03:01PM
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