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"IT WAS LOVE JUST THE SAME" GIRL 😭 I CAN'T SOMEONE TAKE ME OUT BACK AND SHOOT ME I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS

"You were probably grateful"... Yeah I'm just gonna... Yeah. It's been nice see y'all I'm OUT 👋

It's okay, everyone. It was almost worth it in the end.

Bro I don't know how to read music 😭

Fucking full of yourself, aren't you Danielewski? If you acknowledge it's impossible to read one more time in a tongue in cheek manner I'm gonna actually fucking lose it. STOP IT

Karen Green they could never make me form a stable opinion about you, other than the obvious.

Also lowkey Paglia spitting about the womb envy bit. She definitely isn't but she is!

I think I need to read Moby Dick

Um. So I take it back. Everything, actually. About the pacing. What the FUCK?

This book is gonna kill me. Or I'm gonna kill it. Probably the latter but we'll see (literally everything I complained about before has increased 20 fold 😭)