Dab’s Reviews > All's Fair in Love and Blackmail > Status Update

I promised him nothing would happen with Felix, and then I broke that promise. She promised her brother that nothing would happen between her and his friend 😵‍💫 Now she broke the promise, because she told the guy she liked him (they didn’t even kiss!!) and has to face her sex-police brother.

Of course she’s not wearing any makeup. And OF COURSE it’s ‘refreshing’ 🙄

OMG he actually really blackmailed her, the dick! But he was supposed to be a golden retriever hero! Golden retrievers don’t blackmail people like that!

“You’re a Bingley, and I’m more of a Darcy girl.” I think she’s talking about Jane Austen, but beyond that, I’ve got nothing. So he doesn’t know what a Bingley or a Darcy is, but he somehow knows she’s talking about Jane Austen? Pick a lane…😵‍💫

“She’s nice, I guess, but she’s fifteen years my senior and she always has lipstick on her teeth and she’s been flirting with me enough that I’m uncomfortable. says the guy who flirts with everyone 😵‍💫