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MikeyReadsBooks
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I love smut as much as the next romantasy girlie, but not in the middle of an undercover rescue mission. And in a carriage of all things! The Colon and Penelope of it all 🙄
— 23 hours, 5 min ago
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MikeyReadsBooks
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The pacing of this book is all over the place.
— 2 hours, 32 min ago
MikeyReadsBooks
is on page 328 of 512
That’s definitely some Sarah J Maas shade… 👀
— 2 hours, 55 min ago
MikeyReadsBooks
is on page 303 of 512
Take a shot everytime you read “days passed” or “weeks passed” at the start of a scene.
— 17 hours, 31 min ago
MikeyReadsBooks
is on page 270 of 512
When I said I didn’t know where the book was going, I didn’t predict that it would be going straight into mediocrity…. I miss the banter so much.
— 21 hours, 18 min ago
MikeyReadsBooks
is on page 215 of 512
Also , what does “the charm felt like storm clouds and solving puzzles” even mean?! 🫠
— 23 hours, 20 min ago
MikeyReadsBooks
is on page 215 of 512
A Dirty Dancing lift?! REALLY?!
Give me strength 🙄
— Jun 24, 2026 03:07PM
Give me strength 🙄
MikeyReadsBooks
is on page 207 of 512
This is starting to read like a checklist of romantasy tropes. We’ve had a close-quarters horseback ride, bucketfuls of snark, endless training scenes, lingering glances on balconies and we’re now gearing up for a ball.
That said, I like that Enzo wields light and Elara is a shadow… mummy? No. I don’t like that. Shadow… Queen?
— Jun 23, 2026 12:15PM
That said, I like that Enzo wields light and Elara is a shadow… mummy? No. I don’t like that. Shadow… Queen?
MikeyReadsBooks
is on page 150 of 512
Calling it now: Merissa and Leonardo are bumping uglies.
— Jun 22, 2026 09:15AM
MikeyReadsBooks
is on page 147 of 512
Elara’s gone from trying to escape to kissing Enzo on the cheek in a few pages. Okay, sure.
— Jun 22, 2026 06:13AM
