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can you really call it murder if he only kills them 'a little bit'? also, love me a man who doesn't play when it comes to my cuppa 😌🫖

"But we really must punish them for that tea,” said Mordaunt. “I’ll just kill them a little.”

"Why’s he so slouchy? Posture like a damp croissant.”

the quips in this book are marvelous ❤️‍🔥 I have half a mind to make flashcards of them all 😂

"Hiya, how can we inseminate you today?” as a casual greeting to patrons is sending meee 😭

"Unfortunately, he was chatty, and was determined to inflict his conversation upon her." mood whenever a man opens his mouth 😂