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Ashlyn
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can you really call it murder if he only kills them 'a little bit'? also, love me a man who doesn't play when it comes to my cuppa 😌🫖
"But we really must punish them for that tea,” said Mordaunt. “I’ll just kill them a little.”
— 23 hours, 1 min ago
"But we really must punish them for that tea,” said Mordaunt. “I’ll just kill them a little.”
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Ashlyn
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"Why’s he so slouchy? Posture like a damp croissant.”
the quips in this book are marvelous ❤️🔥 I have half a mind to make flashcards of them all 😂
— Jun 29, 2026 07:17PM
the quips in this book are marvelous ❤️🔥 I have half a mind to make flashcards of them all 😂
Ashlyn
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"Hiya, how can we inseminate you today?” as a casual greeting to patrons is sending meee 😭
— Jun 29, 2026 05:10PM
Ashlyn
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"Unfortunately, he was chatty, and was determined to inflict his conversation upon her." mood whenever a man opens his mouth 😂
— Jun 29, 2026 07:17AM
Ashlyn
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T-minus 5 days until my Libby loan expires...time to lock in
— Jun 29, 2026 06:31AM
