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Joseph
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Is this story about random lesbians' relationship problems, or superheroes and the end of the world?
Is this story about a crazy guy trying to fight pirates, or superheroes and the end of the world?
Is this story about a writer running off with his girlfriend on some island, or superheroes and the end of the world?
FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT AND STOP WITH THE POINTLESS ADDITIONS.
— 11 hours, 13 min ago
Is this story about a crazy guy trying to fight pirates, or superheroes and the end of the world?
Is this story about a writer running off with his girlfriend on some island, or superheroes and the end of the world?
FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT AND STOP WITH THE POINTLESS ADDITIONS.
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Joseph
is on page 398 of 449
You can't claim that Veidt doesn't have superpowers and ALSO show him doing that with his bare fucking hands.
— 1 hour, 44 min ago
Joseph
is on page 396 of 449
Now Bubastis can come back as some sort of quantum cat goddess.
— 3 hours, 13 min ago
Joseph
is on page 369 of 449
"...what use was it to suddenly notice the perils of the situation?"
Suddenly notice? I guess the world's smartest man was the last to reach tie finish line.
— 9 hours, 38 min ago
Suddenly notice? I guess the world's smartest man was the last to reach tie finish line.
Joseph
is on page 344 of 449
As long as superheroes used to be legal, I feel like they have a copyright claim on their images.
Also, if you try this, Rorschach will break your fingers.
— Jun 28, 2026 03:20PM
Also, if you try this, Rorschach will break your fingers.
Joseph
is on page 333 of 449
I already went in knowing how this goes, but still...gee whizz, I wonder who could be behind Pyramid Deliveries, as we stand here, looking for the guy with an ancient Egyptian code name in his office decorated with ancient Egyptian artwork.
— Jun 28, 2026 01:26PM
Joseph
is on page 309 of 449
"The first feisty female to join the fight against felony."
Continuity error! Earlier (pg. 71-2) it said that The Silhouette premiered first.
— Jun 28, 2026 10:40AM
Continuity error! Earlier (pg. 71-2) it said that The Silhouette premiered first.
Joseph
is on page 284 of 449
Bitch, you know he moved to Mars, and you know Mars doesn't have air. You should have foreseen this too!
— Jun 27, 2026 08:36PM
Joseph
is on page 272 of 449
This doesn't even make sense. The alt-right strawman publication supports the heroes, because we're making some dumb point about superheroes being fascist or something. But this group, which includes someone with a swastika tattoo, are mad that Dan and Laurie broke out Rorschach? Shouldn't they support this? Am I missing something, or is Moore just opposite reasons to hate his strawmen?
— Jun 27, 2026 08:35PM
Joseph
is on page 208 of 449
I normally point out the typos, but I assume these are on purpose.
— Jun 27, 2026 08:32PM
