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Khu
is on page 17 of 96
"She’s had more penis in her than…I don’t know…a penis factory. A lot is what I mean. Not my type. Nevertheless, she’s a nice enough person and I’ve even masturbated to her thirty-two times, once in the dumpster behind Jim’s and another time at the DMV." DAWWWWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
— Jul 02, 2026 12:40AM
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Khu
is on page 16 of 96
"The customer ordered the burger with mayonnaise,
so I get one of the large mayonnaise jars. I don’t think it’s one I’ve masturbated into before. But it’s hard to keep track." Bro get a fucking grip 😭😭💔💔
— Jul 02, 2026 12:37AM
so I get one of the large mayonnaise jars. I don’t think it’s one I’ve masturbated into before. But it’s hard to keep track." Bro get a fucking grip 😭😭💔💔
Khu
is on page 16 of 96
"I’m not simply looking to get my man rod wet. I can just as easily derive sexual pleasure from mayonnaise jars or crawdad holes. And have." A piece of information I did not need to know :)
— Jul 02, 2026 12:35AM
Khu
is on page 15 of 96
"Jim once had a week-long stomach condition that landed him in the hospital after eating a triple cheeseburger I cooked for him. Actually, I was surprised he survived." I actually cackled so bad
— Jul 02, 2026 12:32AM
