Status Update

Miriam is 87% done

“Get in, loser. We’re going stabbing!”
- Achilles and Patroclus to Agamemnon

— Jul 10, 2026 11:59AM

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Miriam’s Previous Updates

Miriam is 72% done

If [redacted] dies imma have to fight this book

— Jul 09, 2026 10:51PM

Miriam is 64% done

I’m gonna say this in my review, but this book contains the most accurate characterization of dolphins that I’ve ever seen. Yes, dolphins 🐬

— Jul 08, 2026 06:31PM

Miriam is 48% done

— Jul 07, 2026 07:40PM

Miriam is 34% done

— Jul 06, 2026 09:07PM

Miriam is 20% done

— Jul 05, 2026 11:34AM

Miriam is 8% done

“Oh, swords? I love swords! Let me show you my meat sword!”

— Jul 04, 2026 12:08PM

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