Joshua Gross’s Reviews > The Voyage of the Dawn Treader > Status Update

"What awaited them on this island was going to concern Eustace more than anyone else, but it cannot be told in his words because after September 11 he forgot about keeping his diary for a long time."

Understandably

King Caspian doesn't care about the fact he's thrown their whole country into chaos and possibly war with Calormen! He has things to do!

"The Calormen have dark faces and long beards. They wear flowing robes and orange-colored turbans, and they are a wise, wealthy, courteous, cruel and ancient people."

Back to these guys again

"And all the young women joined in for the same reason and also because Caspian and Drinian and the rest were so handsome."

They're pretty dreamy

Ah yes, the fifth narnia book, when the children are sold in to slavery

More about the Narnian slave trade

"..says that’s because she’s a girl. I tried to make him see what Alberta says, that all that sort of thing is really lowering girls but he was too dense."

Eustace makes another good point, too bad he's such a dick

I guess we're going to get Eustaces diary entries in addition to CS Lewis and his storyteller style, adds some nice perspective I guess

Unlike last time, their arrival in Narnia seems to be completely random, but maybe we'll find out more

“We thought the Duke would have been pleased if the King’s Majesty would have married his daughter, but nothing came of that—”

“Squints, and has freckles,” said Caspian.

Wow, and I'm sure Caspian is a real catch