Ashley Baucom’s Reviews > The Odyssey > Status Update

Telemachus you cannot speak to my boy Eumaeus like that

I think the gods let all of this misery come upon Odysseus because he rudely forgot to thank the phoenicians

I like that the ghost of Agamemnon’s main word of advice is “my wife killed me, never trust any women again”

“A bad day for adultery!” is the funniest possible response to Hephaestus catching Ares with Aphrodite. Also the Polyphemus sequence is scary. I may need to close my eyes in the movie for that part if we’re doing R-rated violence 💀

All these people think Odysseus is like the most powerful dude ever. They’re lucky they’ll never meet 16-year-old Percy Jackson

I like how Odysseus makes a conscious decision to use his rizz

Calypso don’t give us your sob story… you are forcing him to stay there 😭