Ashley Baucom’s Reviews > The Odyssey > Status Update
Ashley Baucom
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“A bad day for adultery!” is the funniest possible response to Hephaestus catching Ares with Aphrodite. Also the Polyphemus sequence is scary. I may need to close my eyes in the movie for that part if we’re doing R-rated violence 💀
— Jul 16, 2026 08:08PM
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Ashley Baucom
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Telemachus you cannot speak to my boy Eumaeus like that
— Aug 02, 2026 09:14PM
Ashley Baucom
is 55% done
I think the gods let all of this misery come upon Odysseus because he rudely forgot to thank the phoenicians
— Jul 25, 2026 09:45PM
Ashley Baucom
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I like that the ghost of Agamemnon’s main word of advice is “my wife killed me, never trust any women again”
— Jul 17, 2026 08:47PM
Ashley Baucom
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All these people think Odysseus is like the most powerful dude ever. They’re lucky they’ll never meet 16-year-old Percy Jackson
— Jul 15, 2026 08:18PM
Ashley Baucom
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I like how Odysseus makes a conscious decision to use his rizz
— Jul 13, 2026 08:35PM
Ashley Baucom
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Calypso don’t give us your sob story… you are forcing him to stay there 😭
— Jul 13, 2026 11:03AM
Ashley Baucom
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In the movie is Menelaus gonna say let me tell you something
— Jul 12, 2026 09:01PM