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Zoella
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Ok so she tells her Dutch looked like he wanted to pick her up and lick her face?? Like aside from the question “what kind of golden retriever expression is this”, THEY HAVEN’T EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION LIKE CHILL
— Jul 13, 2026 07:35AM
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Zoella
is on page 306 of 325
“I have no idea when things started to change, but I’m drawn to him. To the brokenness in him. ” - As someone who has NOTHING to do with psychology, I could write a 10 page review on why this is connected to your past trauma
— Jul 14, 2026 07:14AM
Zoella
is on page 305 of 325
“There’s a lot you don’t know about me,” - Bro wants to play it off as a mysterious guy and we’re here like if only you knew what YOU don’t know about HER
— Jul 14, 2026 06:25AM
Zoella
is on page 248 of 325
“I hear his heavy footsteps padding toward me even above the music.” - girl HOWWW
— Jul 13, 2026 04:01PM
Zoella
is on page 148 of 325
Girl just kissed him (she’s the one who started the kiss) and slapped him - bro must be so confused 😂
— Jul 13, 2026 12:44PM
Zoella
is on page 132 of 325
“You ate my sandwich” - My sandwich?
MY SANDWICHHH?
Please get the Ross reference
— Jul 13, 2026 12:19PM
MY SANDWICHHH?
Please get the Ross reference
Zoella
is on page 107 of 325
“The only thing you need to know is that we don’t want you here” - OH NO let me go cry in my corner 🙃
— Jul 13, 2026 10:28AM
Zoella
is on page 91 of 325
KICK HIM IN THE BALLS - he may be stronger but he’s not that strong
— Jul 13, 2026 10:01AM