Zoella’s Reviews > The Ruthless Note > Status Update

“I step back, letting her in. “Come in, mom.” — Like the dead mom??

“Tomorrow, I’m going to figure out how to put that ring on her finger.” — For fuck’s sake you are 18 years old 🥲

“Sex is a big deal to me since I’ve managed to go this long without it but” — GIRL YOU’RE MAXIMUM 18 YO CHILL YOUR TITTIES

“I shudder to think of what could have happened if I hadn’t gotten there in time.” — I’m actually curious too, a whole ass private school and you just let everyone die? No firefighters or something??

“You bastard,” she hisses.” — Οκ αλλά τώρα τι σου φταίει το παιδί ρε κοπέλα μου εσύ πήγες να τον βιντεοσκοπήσεις κρυφά φταίει αυτός που το κατάλαβε;

“Zane,” dad slips right back into his fake, parental role, “that’s no way to talk to your new sister.” — HUHH??

“Zane,” dad slips right back into his fake, parental role, “that’s no way to talk to your new sister.” — HUHH??

FYI all this time I’ve been picturing Dutch dark haired

“At once, I feel invisible chords binding around my wrist. I have a good idea who just texted him and what that person requested.” - Ok, I will skip the fact you feel him when you’re in the same room. But you FELT he TEXTED ZANE? Gurl you sure you’re not a psychic or something 😂

“You will always be at my mercy, Cadey.” - Ok but now he deserves some laxative in his burger to show who is in who’s mercy