Zoella’s Reviews > The Ruthless Note > Status Update

“I step back, letting her in. “Come in, mom.” — Like the dead mom??

“Tomorrow, I’m going to figure out how to put that ring on her finger.” — For fuck’s sake you are 18 years old 🥲

“Sex is a big deal to me since I’ve managed to go this long without it but” — GIRL YOU’RE MAXIMUM 18 YO CHILL YOUR TITTIES

“I shudder to think of what could have happened if I hadn’t gotten there in time.” — I’m actually curious too, a whole ass private school and you just let everyone die? No firefighters or something??

“Zane,” dad slips right back into his fake, parental role, “that’s no way to talk to your new sister.” — HUHH??

“Zane,” dad slips right back into his fake, parental role, “that’s no way to talk to your new sister.” — HUHH??

“But you don’t know if you don’t try—whether it’s a relationship with family or a relationship with a guy.” - jeez bro, we said Dutch is toxic - you’re starting to be desperate

FYI all this time I’ve been picturing Dutch dark haired

“At once, I feel invisible chords binding around my wrist. I have a good idea who just texted him and what that person requested.” - Ok, I will skip the fact you feel him when you’re in the same room. But you FELT he TEXTED ZANE? Gurl you sure you’re not a psychic or something 😂

“You will always be at my mercy, Cadey.” - Ok but now he deserves some laxative in his burger to show who is in who’s mercy