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is 28% done
“If we get up there, and it’s a great big mafia ho-down, we’ll call for backup.
Again, why is Mercy never this funny when it’s his story?😭
— Jul 17, 2026 01:48AM
Again, why is Mercy never this funny when it’s his story?😭
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J
is 65% done
“How many little crying virgin girls have you terrorized?” he taunted them”
Who said she was a virgin though? That was gratuitous 😭
— Jul 17, 2026 08:51PM
Who said she was a virgin though? That was gratuitous 😭
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“No,” he whispered. “Sam, no. Don’t do this, baby. Please.”
Please do it Sam. Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaseee
— Jul 17, 2026 06:29PM
Please do it Sam. Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaseee
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“Mercy and I talked last night. If Aidan can’t just yet– we’ll take the baby. Boy or girl. And raise it as ours, if that turns out to be what’s best.”
This actually brought tears to my eyes
— Jul 17, 2026 01:27AM
This actually brought tears to my eyes