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“How many little crying virgin girls have you terrorized?” he taunted them”

Who said she was a virgin though? That was gratuitous 😭

“If we get up there, and it’s a great big mafia ho-down, we’ll call for backup.

Again, why is Mercy never this funny when it’s his story?😭

“Mercy and I talked last night. If Aidan can’t just yet– we’ll take the baby. Boy or girl. And raise it as ours, if that turns out to be what’s best.”

This actually brought tears to my eyes

Aidan’s life story is basically fuckup after fuckup huh