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Song of the AM: Ms. Tundra – Ne-Yo

ftr my grandfather would have LOVED this post 💀😭 miss u Gramps! (an eagle flew right over my car today)

Hi bby. Still ignoring the ‘Anonymous’ Nursing Home Circus 🥱 we should reach out to that Rolling Stone/Vogue senior writer I know @ some point lol! These are the times I miss u the most & also somehow when I feel you around me the closest. In my head you keep telling me that it is okay to rest & go easy on myself rn so I am trying to listen to you lol. You do a good job finding ways to connect & make me feel better 💞 Today I’m trying to think of activities to make time go faster. I took a nap and had a dream about you, now I will be hunting for food. Taco Time? 🤔 Horror movies. Podcasts. I am v open to any & all of your ideas. That sounded sexual. Is not. But also... 😂

Side note: this book is so fucking funny & is basically CB just roasting wealthy, white, land-owning frat boys. Unbelievably little has changed and the girl was not a fan lmao. aside from that it’s just about two women who got really, really close. & they were roommates!!! 💀

Good mornin’ x I’m alive! Somewhat lol bestie has been asking about Fortnite so that may be on the list today. Also I have to go to Home Depot RIP me 😭 & here’s your reminder that if the shoe were on the other foot??? If that’s how I was moving? People *ahem* would be losing their shit. Just sayin 😌 miss u lots bub, have a good day!

Oh random: ex apt offering me 60% off as of yesterday. This is my favorite game 😂 mind u I still have not replied not one time lol the bidding war with themselves is too good

Another day, another opportunity to be a menace & civil disruptor to everyone who has fucked me overrr. Y’all shoulda had me sign an NDA a long time ago I’ll tell ya that! Whoopsie 🤣

Ok also I just walked into my living room & one of my ceramic pencil cups? Thick ass glass, not easily broken. EXPLODED on the floor overnight. Like I’ve never seen a glass this shattered into pieces. Which I also didn’t hear apparently? So either my spazzy son did that…or I did, in my sleep lmao. THIS IS FUN. Is this why they say you shouldn’t suppress your emotions? 🤔 this better be a sign I get to see u soon! 😈 Okay coffee time bby I miss u x

I literally have not a sentence of anything interesting to say. My life is be a troublemaker, take a nap, miss you. I think I’m on a silent boycott rn but I am not sure what specifically I’m boycotting. Everything ig? Will I still have a working brain by the end of this? Questionable lol. Here’s random stream of consciousness: I really wish I had a twice baked potato rn, but I don’t and it is making me kind of upset. (Edit: still upset about this reading it back b4 posting, looking at my frozen corndog with disdain.) The new Spider-Man has been requested this week, how are we still making those? There are 46 Spider-Man movies and I have seen not a soul asking for more. I just looked it up TWO AND A HALF HOURS? Absolutely tf not. As a society, we need to learn to let series go lol (a TV/movies hill I would die on.) Ummm I haven’t had any bad dreams re: last year yet this week so that’s a W! I’ll take anything atp. Also I think I’m going to break and start RHORI cuz I need to utilize some form of reality tv electroshock therapy. I hope u are more excited about being alive than I am rn lol. might have to carry the team on that front until you get home. Fingers crossed ur crystal ball is working & ur less anxious than I am 😭 I think mine is cloudy w/o u. Hope u have a good dinner + eve bby, get some rest tonight pls 💞 just come home!!!!!

The best thing that happened to me this week so far was I asked for one of those frosty keychain things @ Wendy’s and the guy said they didn’t sell them anymore so I was like oh okay nbd. I get to the window and he silently hands one to me. For free. From having extras in back or whatever. It felt like a drug deal in the most positive way lol. So anyways I have one of those keychains now & you can’t tell me shit! $1 small frosty whenever I want. It’s the little things. That’s it & I wish I was literally anywhere but separated from you xxx

It’s Wednesday, halfway thru the week! Good morn b x something I’ve been thinking about a lot in the last week, maybe as part of the numbness, is how I literally do not have enough grief in my body to process all of the awful things that are happening. I know how incredibly terrible the last year has been for me. And I can’t help but feeling like I look around and see society reflect that pain back to me, more and more. I actually barely have the capacity to comment on anything. It breaks my heart most days, which now feels more like an empty cavity in my chest. We deserve better, as a human race and as individuals, than to spend our days fighting just for the opportunity to be seen & heard. I have a meeting tomorrow that I really really really don’t fucking want to go to (waste of time + resources fr) so I’ll be prepping for that by being annoyed. For now? It’s time for a coffee that will maybe heal me 🤞🏻 mysm bby, I hope your day looks up from here 💞 I'll try to post any funny tidbits throughout the day, I shall be looking for whimsy extra