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“I mean, you really should try to look as much like a krill as you can.”

“James Buchanan can only deduce, given his administration’s many accomplishments, that this Barn might be Heaven.” crying. i think i am the target audience of this one

“There are twenty-two stalls in the Barn. Eleven of the stabled horses are, as far as Rutherford can ascertain, former presidents of the United States of America.”

is this… the only story?

title story here is kinda lethal