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“I mean, you really should try to look as much like a krill as you can.”

— Aug 03, 2026 09:27AM

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“James Buchanan can only deduce, given his administration’s many accomplishments, that this Barn might be Heaven.” crying. i think i am the target audience of this one

— Aug 02, 2026 09:18PM

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“There are twenty-two stalls in the Barn. Eleven of the stabled horses are, as far as Rutherford can ascertain, former presidents of the United States of America.”

is this… the only story?

— Aug 02, 2026 08:50PM

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SILKWORM GIRL COMMUNISM RAHHHHH

— Jul 28, 2026 06:56AM

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title story here is kinda lethal

— Jul 28, 2026 06:56AM