Papercuts1’s Reviews > Five Broken Blades > Status Update

Also, someone do a neuro check on Royo, please? And stop conking him on the head?

One of them is hiding some kind of superpower, and it’s becoming a little too obvious.

“You’re in love with her.”
“Yes.”
“And she hates you.”
“That’s correct.”
I raise my eyebrows.
“Yes, I don’t recommend it,” he says.

🤣
(I’m sorry. I keep laughing at the most inopportune moments, but the wryness is so funny!)

Euyn, honey, you will really need to get your princely head out of your sexist arse.

The transitions are jarring, and why is everyone so horny? But I don’t want to stop. Who needs sleep?

“I told myself to brush it aside, to not be fooled, that hope picks you up to let you fall…”

Ouch.

They’re all walking disasters, but I fear it’s too late: I’ve adopted them like a bunch of special needs kittens.

“I have a headache, and she’s sitting across from me.”
*snorts*

I guess I’ll be staying for those two queer, conflicted boys, and for Royo’s gentle giant vibes. *sighs*