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Jeyne Poole is supposed to be Sansa's age WTF Catelyn? Why would Robb kiss her? He's 14 at the start of the story he's not kissing an eleven year old girl.

Also there's that whole "Dany having sex with Drogo while he is ambiguously alive". I mean, is he just disabled? Is he a zombie? I don't know but either way it's wrong. Noncon or necrophilia that's just wrong.

Jon tries to leave the Night's Watch for his brother, but is successfully guilted back to the cult by his side character friends. I fucking hate the Night's Watch plot.

Poor Sansa is now reaping the consequences of her actions. Joffrey has essentially discarded his charming little front and she is now about to enter a life as his punching bag.

He gets both Robb Stark AND a match with Arya? Catelyn is not very good at haggling.

We are about to get Robb betrothed to a Frey girl, all to cross a bridge

"Meekly submit to the capture of a woman" what the he'll was Tyrion SUPPOSED to do? Fight his way through all of Catelyns guards and bannermen? Even if he was able-bodied like Jaime, what does he do with Catelyn? He'd be starting a war either way.

We finally have a Wall plot that doesn't involve a vulnerable 14-year-old boy being slowly inducted into a cult. Well, Jon has technically finally become part of the cult now, but still.

Instead, we get to have Jon save Mormont from a White Walker.

The former of whom she has idolized, and the latter she has a massive crush on.

If Sansa were older, savvier, or simply less sheltered, she would never have gotten herself in this situation.

If she hadn't confused fairy tales for reality, she wouldn't be living in such a horror show.

I guess I understand the Sansa hate a little bit now, but again, she's ELEVEN.

And there's something kind of tragic about it all, actually. Sansa is an 11-year-old girl with a head filled with fairy tales, and because of that she ends up unintentionally destroying her family and trapping herself in an abusive situation with two horrible, manipulative people-a.k.a. Cersei and Joffrey.

Oh, Sansa, you truly are a sweet innocent creature. Ned didn't send Ser Loras because Ser Loras is a twink and Ser Gregor is literally called "the Mountain"!

He doesn't want to get Ser Loras killed!

Which also, indirectly, has the benefit of not pissing off the Tyrells by sending Ser Loras to his death.