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thrifty
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Minor spoilers ig
Omg I hate her.
Over a man you knew for a few months…A FEW MONTHS…you jump off a cliff from a HIGHER spot than recommended AND when it’s starting to storm.
Yes, ik how the cliff jumping thing goes, but holy shit. I thought maybe the book justified it more or gave us more reason as to who tf she thinks she is, but NOPE.
— Aug 01, 2026 09:04AM
Omg I hate her.
Over a man you knew for a few months…A FEW MONTHS…you jump off a cliff from a HIGHER spot than recommended AND when it’s starting to storm.
Yes, ik how the cliff jumping thing goes, but holy shit. I thought maybe the book justified it more or gave us more reason as to who tf she thinks she is, but NOPE.
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thrifty
is 85% done
Ok I’ll admit the whole ending third is pretty interesting
— Aug 01, 2026 04:41PM
thrifty
is 65% done
Girl I GET that this is supposed to ‘mirror’ Romeo and Juliet. So STAWPPPPP
— Aug 01, 2026 09:18AM
thrifty
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I’m so tired of people pulling her onto their lap and babying her WHAT ARE WE DOING
— Aug 01, 2026 07:05AM
thrifty
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Also…
is no one gonna talk about Bella viewing the Indigenous Quileutes as a ‘cult’ as a problem but doesn’t view her precious Morm—*ahem* the Cullens as a cult? Are we not going to discuss that this sorta reflects real Mormon history of slaughtering the ‘pagan’ Native Americans to colonize Utah…😀
— Aug 01, 2026 06:28AM
is no one gonna talk about Bella viewing the Indigenous Quileutes as a ‘cult’ as a problem but doesn’t view her precious Morm—*ahem* the Cullens as a cult? Are we not going to discuss that this sorta reflects real Mormon history of slaughtering the ‘pagan’ Native Americans to colonize Utah…😀
thrifty
is 50% done
I like how she’s like ‘wait why is Jacob and all of his family insinuating they know about vampires’ GURL HE’S THE ONE WHO TOLD U THE LEGEND IN THE FIRST BOOK! HE’S THE ONLY REASON YOU EVER THOUGHT “vampire” IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU BOUGHT THE VAMPIRE BOOK FROM A STORE OWNED BY NATIVE PEOPLES! (yes I’m Jacob didn’t actually believe it but come ON Bella)
— Aug 01, 2026 06:21AM
thrifty
is 40% done
Bella is way too goddamned dependent on the people around her bc of Edward. Idk ab her but I would NEVER forgive him (which ik she does at the end of this) legitimately.
— Jul 15, 2026 02:22PM