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Girl I GET that this is supposed to ‘mirror’ Romeo and Juliet. So STAWPPPPP

Minor spoilers ig
Omg I hate her.

Over a man you knew for a few months…A FEW MONTHS…you jump off a cliff from a HIGHER spot than recommended AND when it’s starting to storm.

Yes, ik how the cliff jumping thing goes, but holy shit. I thought maybe the book justified it more or gave us more reason as to who tf she thinks she is, but NOPE.

I’m so tired of people pulling her onto their lap and babying her WHAT ARE WE DOING

Also…

is no one gonna talk about Bella viewing the Indigenous Quileutes as a ‘cult’ as a problem but doesn’t view her precious Morm—*ahem* the Cullens as a cult? Are we not going to discuss that this sorta reflects real Mormon history of slaughtering the ‘pagan’ Native Americans to colonize Utah…😀

I like how she’s like ‘wait why is Jacob and all of his family insinuating they know about vampires’ GURL HE’S THE ONE WHO TOLD U THE LEGEND IN THE FIRST BOOK! HE’S THE ONLY REASON YOU EVER THOUGHT “vampire” IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU BOUGHT THE VAMPIRE BOOK FROM A STORE OWNED BY NATIVE PEOPLES! (yes I’m Jacob didn’t actually believe it but come ON Bella)

“So big he blocked out the window” ??? Gurl sit down

Bella is way too goddamned dependent on the people around her bc of Edward. Idk ab her but I would NEVER forgive him (which ik she does at the end of this) legitimately.