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HAHAHAHAHA YEEEEEES!!!

The fact that he kicked her off the boat called her sweetheart ordered her ”as her captain” to stop arguing with him when he didn’t have a fucking leg to stand on only to then create some dramatic fucking Titanic level dramatic scene. I HOPE HIS FUCK ASS DROWNS!!!

“You know I loathe women who wear a lot of makeup” unfortunately it’s this fucking book that’s gonna let me finally live my lifelong dream of phasing through pages into a story just so I can kill Theo with my bare hands. I’ve never worn makeup a day in my life but that is NOT THE POINT!!!

Theo gives me such a strong ick it's like i feel it in my bones i hate his ass