Joanna’s Reviews > The Storm Sister > Status Update
Joanna
is 20% done
“You know I loathe women who wear a lot of makeup” unfortunately it’s this fucking book that’s gonna let me finally live my lifelong dream of phasing through pages into a story just so I can kill Theo with my bare hands. I’ve never worn makeup a day in my life but that is NOT THE POINT!!!
— Aug 04, 2026 02:15PM
2 likes · Like flag
Joanna’s Previous Updates
Joanna
is 30% done
Ally grown ass woman discovering empathy lol “but maybe what has happened to me will at least make be a better person” normal thing to think about the so called love of your life dying. How many times will I have to hear “I love you my darling” oh my god
— Aug 05, 2026 02:22AM
Joanna
is 26% done
Not a single part of me can take this mourning of Theo seriously and also can it please end. His letter… almost made me laugh, almost!
— Aug 04, 2026 10:34PM
Joanna
is 22% done
The fact that he kicked her off the boat called her sweetheart ordered her ”as her captain” to stop arguing with him when he didn’t have a fucking leg to stand on only to then create some dramatic fucking Titanic level dramatic scene. I HOPE HIS FUCK ASS DROWNS!!!
— Aug 04, 2026 02:37PM
Joanna
is 15% done
Theo gives me such a strong ick it's like i feel it in my bones i hate his ass
— Aug 04, 2026 12:21PM