Joanna’s Reviews > The Storm Sister > Status Update

Not a single part of me can take this mourning of Theo seriously and also can it please end. His letter… almost made me laugh, almost!

The fact that he kicked her off the boat called her sweetheart ordered her ”as her captain” to stop arguing with him when he didn’t have a fucking leg to stand on only to then create some dramatic fucking Titanic level dramatic scene. I HOPE HIS FUCK ASS DROWNS!!!

“You know I loathe women who wear a lot of makeup” unfortunately it’s this fucking book that’s gonna let me finally live my lifelong dream of phasing through pages into a story just so I can kill Theo with my bare hands. I’ve never worn makeup a day in my life but that is NOT THE POINT!!!

Theo gives me such a strong ick it's like i feel it in my bones i hate his ass

Theo is a humongous idiot and I hate him