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Excuse me while I go cry... as someone asexual myself Barty's response to Evan telling him he's ace is so so sweet, and Evan's little He wants me. like *muffled scream* where can I find someone like this???

The way the Marauders fandom finds ways to morbidly joke about canon in happier AU fics

Like how could joke about Barty going to Azkaban and being the first to break out then saying Evan would have to be dead if he was because otherwise they would be in there together??? That's not nice...

I'm aware that my views on marriage aren't exactly normal but this actually seems like a really good match all things considered lmao