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The way the Marauders fandom finds ways to morbidly joke about canon in happier AU fics
Like how could joke about Barty going to Azkaban and being the first to break out then saying Evan would have to be dead if he was because otherwise they would be in there together??? That's not nice...
— Aug 05, 2026 09:59AM
Like how could joke about Barty going to Azkaban and being the first to break out then saying Evan would have to be dead if he was because otherwise they would be in there together??? That's not nice...
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Excuse me while I go cry... as someone asexual myself Barty's response to Evan telling him he's ace is so so sweet, and Evan's little He wants me. like *muffled scream* where can I find someone like this???
— Aug 05, 2026 03:02PM
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I'm aware that my views on marriage aren't exactly normal but this actually seems like a really good match all things considered lmao
— Aug 04, 2026 09:55PM
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I've been missing rosekiller in the last few fics I read and heard really good things about this one <3
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Aug 05, 2026 10:28AM
Oh look, here's another one: I'd probably go mad without you lot SAID BARTY
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And now we're joking about Pandora experimenting with the wrong spell and it blowing up in her face. Her response: At least it would be a fun way to go.
OH MY GOD and Regulus just asked "As opposed to what?" and she said DROWNING and that it's MUNDANE 😭
NOOOO THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS JUST MEAN!! Now Dorcas is saying being taken out in dueling and someone is actually joking about a dementors kiss to which Barty is replying that it can't possibly be worse than X
Wow, they are literally hitting every single one 😭😭😭
✧Bella✧ wrote: "Wow, they are literally hitting every single one 😭😭😭"They really are, like it's not even funny anymore, now it's just cruel 💔
Hitting them all at once is insane work 😭