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“He studied the photographs in the little hallway, ones of my family and one of Adam Driver that Kate put in a little heart-shaped frame for me. Barry didn’t ask and I didn’t try to explain.” OMG I NEED THIS IN MY HALLWAY 🤭
— Aug 05, 2026 08:46PM
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maise
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“Before the game, he posted one of the pictures he’d snapped on his phone last night—the one of us standing side by side in front of the crib, me smiling at the camera, him smiling down at me. The caption just read, “Oh, baby!”” THIS IS SUCH A CUTE BABY IG CAPTION (i need to use this in like 5 years)
— Oct 03, 2026 04:27AM
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“It thrilled me to find things he was bad at—singing, bowling” - you know what they say: youre either good at bowling or good in bed 🤭
— Sep 05, 2026 08:58PM
maise
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“There was something so “hot older guy” about thirty-two that wouldn’t exist so much if he was just thirty, or even thirty-one.” RIGHT!! WHY IS 32 SUCH A SEXY NUMBER 😭
— Aug 29, 2026 07:43AM
maise
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“this isn’t your problem. you don’t have to worry about any of this.” “did you make the baby yourself?” HE WANTS TO BE APART OF THE BABYS LIFE OMGGGGGG 🥹
— Aug 01, 2026 04:43AM