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maise
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“There was something so “hot older guy” about thirty-two that wouldn’t exist so much if he was just thirty, or even thirty-one.” RIGHT!! WHY IS 32 SUCH A SEXY NUMBER 😭
— Aug 29, 2026 07:43AM
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maise
is on page 230 of 326
“It thrilled me to find things he was bad at—singing, bowling” - you know what they say: youre either good at bowling or good in bed 🤭
— Sep 05, 2026 08:58PM
maise
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“He studied the photographs in the little hallway, ones of my family and one of Adam Driver that Kate put in a little heart-shaped frame for me. Barry didn’t ask and I didn’t try to explain.” OMG I NEED THIS IN MY HALLWAY 🤭
— Aug 05, 2026 08:46PM
maise
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“this isn’t your problem. you don’t have to worry about any of this.” “did you make the baby yourself?” HE WANTS TO BE APART OF THE BABYS LIFE OMGGGGGG 🥹
— Aug 01, 2026 04:43AM