Joanna’s Reviews > The Storm Sister > Status Update
Joanna
is 35% done
The “past” chapters are not spellbinding but definitely a step up. At least I don’t have to hear about fucking Theo… have only been listening so far since my book hasn’t arrived yet. I do wish the narrator would just… pronounce the Norwegian names normally… the English narration with the overly “native” pronunciation is a bit much imo
— Aug 06, 2026 10:24AM
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Joanna’s Previous Updates
Joanna
is 70% done
This has turned into practically a hate read! Ally (and Theo) I can’t stand at all and Anna and Jens aren’t much better.
— 8 hours, 28 min ago
Joanna
is 60% done
Jens: I love you
Anna in a shockingly sensible moment: but you don’t know me?
Jens: proceeds to tell Anna who she is based on assumptions he’s made
Anna: you know what this is great actually
— 14 hours, 14 min ago
Anna in a shockingly sensible moment: but you don’t know me?
Jens: proceeds to tell Anna who she is based on assumptions he’s made
Anna: you know what this is great actually
Joanna
is 50% done
I didn’t think it was possible but I hate Theos parents even more than I hate Theo. What is wrong with that family! “Did my son leave you provided for” reasonable after a four week relationship. Jesus. The mom saying she still “doesn’t have a life” twenty years after divorcing Theos dad… okay pathetic
— 15 hours, 46 min ago
Joanna
is 45% done
Hate that the love interest is named Jens for personal reasons. Also Jens: “I would love her regardless of her circumstances ! But I love her because she sings beautifully and because her face is beautiful! But my love is deep and genuine…” i can’t remember how old this guy is but he’s drinking so not 12 I presume
— 16 hours, 57 min ago
Joanna
is 30% done
Ally grown ass woman discovering empathy lol “but maybe what has happened to me will at least make be a better person” normal thing to think about the so called love of your life dying. How many times will I have to hear “I love you my darling” oh my god
— Aug 05, 2026 02:22AM
Joanna
is 26% done
Not a single part of me can take this mourning of Theo seriously and also can it please end. His letter… almost made me laugh, almost!
— Aug 04, 2026 10:34PM
Joanna
is 22% done
The fact that he kicked her off the boat called her sweetheart ordered her ”as her captain” to stop arguing with him when he didn’t have a fucking leg to stand on only to then create some dramatic fucking Titanic level dramatic scene. I HOPE HIS FUCK ASS DROWNS!!!
— Aug 04, 2026 02:37PM
Joanna
is 20% done
“You know I loathe women who wear a lot of makeup” unfortunately it’s this fucking book that’s gonna let me finally live my lifelong dream of phasing through pages into a story just so I can kill Theo with my bare hands. I’ve never worn makeup a day in my life but that is NOT THE POINT!!!
— Aug 04, 2026 02:15PM
Joanna
is 15% done
Theo gives me such a strong ick it's like i feel it in my bones i hate his ass
— Aug 04, 2026 12:21PM