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Leia
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“Dr. Williams sees how upset I am. He’s perceptive about things like that.” Bitch your mom just attacked you, I don’t think it’s hard to figure you might be a bit upset.
— Aug 06, 2026 10:00PM
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Leia
is on page 188 of 358
April’s attorney: “Don’t sign anything”
April 5 seconds later: *signs document without READING IT*
— Aug 07, 2026 09:09PM
April 5 seconds later: *signs document without READING IT*
Leia
is on page 161 of 358
“Leo…fell.”
He must be talking about Leo Bressler.
Girl. Literally what other Leo is there. You’ve been talking about this Leo for 160 pages. OBVIOUSLY ITS THAT LEO WHAT DO YOU MEAN
— Aug 07, 2026 08:34PM
He must be talking about Leo Bressler.
Girl. Literally what other Leo is there. You’ve been talking about this Leo for 160 pages. OBVIOUSLY ITS THAT LEO WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Leia
is on page 110 of 358
You know, for a doctor, Freida seems to wildly overestimate the amount of blood that comes out of normal wounds
— Aug 06, 2026 12:41PM
Leia
is on page 50 of 358
Why is Freida obsessed with blonde women and their dark roots
— Aug 05, 2026 08:14PM
Leia
is on page 8 of 358
“That’s right — my husband shaves his head”. Riveting. “I screamed and pulled out my can of mace when he came into the living room with his newly shorn head for the first time. I thought he was going to burgle me”. This is what I come for.
— Aug 04, 2026 11:17PM