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Weaaaaaak. You’re weak Julie

April’s attorney: “Don’t sign anything”
April 5 seconds later: *signs document without READING IT*

“Leo…fell.”
He must be talking about Leo Bressler.

Girl. Literally what other Leo is there. You’ve been talking about this Leo for 160 pages. OBVIOUSLY ITS THAT LEO WHAT DO YOU MEAN

“Dr. Williams sees how upset I am. He’s perceptive about things like that.” Bitch your mom just attacked you, I don’t think it’s hard to figure you might be a bit upset.

You know, for a doctor, Freida seems to wildly overestimate the amount of blood that comes out of normal wounds

This person means business 😡

Why is Freida obsessed with blonde women and their dark roots

“That’s right — my husband shaves his head”. Riveting. “I screamed and pulled out my can of mace when he came into the living room with his newly shorn head for the first time. I thought he was going to burgle me”. This is what I come for.

Alright Freida, let’s go. Take me on a ride