Clarke’s Reviews > Crooked Kingdom > Status Update

Kaz you beautiful human. You deserve all the love in the world!!

Dude, the narrator for Jesper is suddenly making himself, Colm and Nina sound Australian/British. We’re in the last bits of the book and Nina’s narrator is not British. I’m so confused. It’s like the narrator watched the series after recording most of this book. I’m so confused.🤔

If anything, I’m just happy that this is a happy ending for Alys 🥹

Dude, the trauma the Crows have put Jan Van Eck through 😂😂

Wylan, my lil dyslexic baby crow!!!!!! And Jesper’s “very soothing baritone” 😍😍😍

Holy Shit. I love Kaz. That sneaky ass SOB.

And holy hell, Van Eck is the most ableist asshole.

Naurrrrr you can’t talk about happily ever afters before the end of the book. Everyone knows that! 😭🥺

“I took advantage of you two kids and scammed you. But that’s okay because you would have been scammed anyway.”

“Well how unlucky that it was you who did it” CHILLLLLLLS

I love this. Wylan is my lil crow baby 🥹 Kaz is a lil shit, but he’s a smart and cunning lil shit. The way I squealed during the auction scene! So good!

Wesper BETTER BE endgame 💖