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Clarke
is 96% done
Dude, the narrator for Jesper is suddenly making himself, Colm and Nina sound Australian/British. We’re in the last bits of the book and Nina’s narrator is not British. I’m so confused. It’s like the narrator watched the series after recording most of this book. I’m so confused.🤔
— Aug 08, 2026 01:44AM
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Clarke
is 99% done
Kaz you beautiful human. You deserve all the love in the world!!
— Aug 08, 2026 02:18AM
Clarke
is 94% done
If anything, I’m just happy that this is a happy ending for Alys 🥹
— Aug 08, 2026 01:28AM
Clarke
is 94% done
Dude, the trauma the Crows have put Jan Van Eck through 😂😂
— Aug 08, 2026 01:26AM
Clarke
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Wylan, my lil dyslexic baby crow!!!!!! And Jesper’s “very soothing baritone” 😍😍😍
— Aug 08, 2026 01:25AM
Clarke
is 93% done
Holy Shit. I love Kaz. That sneaky ass SOB.
And holy hell, Van Eck is the most ableist asshole.
— Aug 08, 2026 01:22AM
And holy hell, Van Eck is the most ableist asshole.
Clarke
is 90% done
Naurrrrr you can’t talk about happily ever afters before the end of the book. Everyone knows that! 😭🥺
— Aug 08, 2026 12:51AM
Clarke
is 88% done
“I took advantage of you two kids and scammed you. But that’s okay because you would have been scammed anyway.”
“Well how unlucky that it was you who did it” CHILLLLLLLS
— Aug 08, 2026 12:33AM
“Well how unlucky that it was you who did it” CHILLLLLLLS
Clarke
is 83% done
I love this. Wylan is my lil crow baby 🥹 Kaz is a lil shit, but he’s a smart and cunning lil shit. The way I squealed during the auction scene! So good!
— Aug 07, 2026 11:41PM