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Celestial
is 36% done
‘ list of life-threatening allergies:
1.Whatever cologne he was always wearing.
2.My body being forced into close proximity with his body.
3.His bow tie (which I was absolutely not internally obsessing over)
4.Him clipping my safety belt into place for me
I was very, very allergic to Jackson Sinclair doing a thoughtful thing.Even if it was in fake thoughtfulness and fueled by not-so-secret ulterior motives”
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— 5 hours, 39 min ago
1.Whatever cologne he was always wearing.
2.My body being forced into close proximity with his body.
3.His bow tie (which I was absolutely not internally obsessing over)
4.Him clipping my safety belt into place for me
I was very, very allergic to Jackson Sinclair doing a thoughtful thing.Even if it was in fake thoughtfulness and fueled by not-so-secret ulterior motives”
🥹
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