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Saturn
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Ultimately, you have to admire Odysseus‘s honesty in storytelling. I mean, if I were telling that story, I wouldn’t have told people that because of my taunting to the cannibalistic cyclops, I am now facing a curse by Poseidon that keeps me from coming home safely
— Aug 11, 2026 06:16PM
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Saturn
is on page 455 of 562
Yo Odysseus is a straight savage the way he made them ladies clean up those bodies and the blood just to kill them 😮💨
And he’s such a drama queen the way he reveals himself lol
— 9 hours, 59 min ago
And he’s such a drama queen the way he reveals himself lol
Saturn
is on page 424 of 562
In true poetic fashion, this story repeats and veers into tangents which is kinda funny but a little annoying at times.
His bottom maid goes into a story of the scar on his foot and then we need a whole flashback scene about it lol
— Aug 23, 2026 09:11AM
His bottom maid goes into a story of the scar on his foot and then we need a whole flashback scene about it lol
Saturn
is on page 390 of 562
So basically a bunch of Odysseus journey was bumming it out with Calypso and Circe?
And what exactly is the point of the beggars outfit anyways
— Aug 22, 2026 11:23AM
And what exactly is the point of the beggars outfit anyways
Saturn
is on page 319 of 562
These gods are really not shit lol punishing the poor Phaecians just for feeling Odysseus.
I also don’t really get the deception on reaching Ithaca on Odysseus’ end
— Aug 16, 2026 10:06PM
I also don’t really get the deception on reaching Ithaca on Odysseus’ end
Saturn
is on page 271 of 562
Ulises just kinda wanders around the house of the dead in this one. The best part is when he comments on seeing Sisyphus
— Aug 15, 2026 09:29PM
Saturn
is on page 191 of 562
You know I really didn’t love Odysseus when I was reading The song of Achilles.
I kinda wish that I would have read this right after that.
Anyways on to help from the charmed we go!!!
— Jul 30, 2026 07:48PM
I kinda wish that I would have read this right after that.
Anyways on to help from the charmed we go!!!
Saturn
is on page 179 of 562
So funny how Athena’s like *
make her brave so she isn’t scared of Odysseus!!!*
*make everyone perceive Odysseus as sexier than her is!!!! *
— Jun 23, 2026 10:21PM
make her brave so she isn’t scared of Odysseus!!!*
*make everyone perceive Odysseus as sexier than her is!!!! *
Saturn
is on page 152 of 562
Poor Telemachus. It was so obvious that the straggler suitors would send those his way to ensure his trip fails. And his mother naturally more worried about him than Odysseus since he is wholly inexperienced.
— Jun 15, 2026 04:59PM