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Yo Odysseus is a straight savage the way he made them ladies clean up those bodies and the blood just to kill them 😮‍💨
And he’s such a drama queen the way he reveals himself lol

In true poetic fashion, this story repeats and veers into tangents which is kinda funny but a little annoying at times.
His bottom maid goes into a story of the scar on his foot and then we need a whole flashback scene about it lol

So basically a bunch of Odysseus journey was bumming it out with Calypso and Circe?
And what exactly is the point of the beggars outfit anyways

These gods are really not shit lol punishing the poor Phaecians just for feeling Odysseus.

I also don’t really get the deception on reaching Ithaca on Odysseus’ end

Odysseus crew lowkey slow af

Ulises just kinda wanders around the house of the dead in this one. The best part is when he comments on seeing Sisyphus

Ultimately, you have to admire Odysseus‘s honesty in storytelling. I mean, if I were telling that story, I wouldn’t have told people that because of my taunting to the cannibalistic cyclops, I am now facing a curse by Poseidon that keeps me from coming home safely

You know I really didn’t love Odysseus when I was reading The song of Achilles.
I kinda wish that I would have read this right after that.
Anyways on to help from the charmed we go!!!

So funny how Athena’s like *

make her brave so she isn’t scared of Odysseus!!!*

*make everyone perceive Odysseus as sexier than her is!!!! *

Poor Telemachus. It was so obvious that the straggler suitors would send those his way to ensure his trip fails. And his mother naturally more worried about him than Odysseus since he is wholly inexperienced.