Haley’s Reviews > The Phantom of the Opera > Status Update

I love that Christine is missing and the managers are like “yeah ok…but anyway police evening the missing girl, we were robbed by a ghost of 20,000 francs!” Like fellas, a little perspective if you’d please

Ok wait the coffin bed goes kinda hard

God Christine is really dumb

“When you went in your dressing room, did you not say, ‘Poor Erik?’ Well, Christine, there was a poor Raoul who heard you”

I AM DYING HE IS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHHA

It’s much harder to root for Raoul in this book than it is in the movie. He is a big whiney baby

I feel bad for the concierge. First time at the opera and she is called ugly, was murdered, and has a lame epitaph