Siobhan’s Reviews > Rebooting Conor Flynn: Second Chance Popstar Romcom > Status Update

Oh good, at least Conor might be realising Noelle's overbearing dad got them split up. That's been an obvious plot twist.

Oh god, a derivative break up for tension? Really?! There were so many other potential routes!

This is a lesson on why you don't go back to your ex

Wish I had the money to ditch a laptop just to make a point

If you thought the sex addiction was a joke (and it is) why did you include it as a potential excuse, Noelle?!

That spit take came out of nowhere, her hands were in her book.

Also there's a horrible bit with speech marks in the middle of someone talking, but it's not a reference. More like a dialogue tag got deleted and the punctuation never removed

"He never would've kissed you if he thought we were over for good" isn't saying what you think it's saying, I think you mean "he only would've kissed you if he thoughts we were over for good" otherwise Conor is intentionally a cheater, babes

I thought they were in Conor’s room, not Noelle’s?

On a balcony? Really?! Also they never wear protection, crazy

Noelle “works hard” except I haven’t seen her working. She’s socialising on the bus, delegating her social media work to a dancer, and hitting on the talent.

Literally only continuing and not DNFing for the Ashley subplot. The most interesting part of this!

Ma'am, how would pool water get into and remain in your nethers? That's a completely different sensations. I ... I can't even ... wow