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“I suppose I can either kill them or try to seduce them.”
Edmund gaped at him. “There’s at least seven of them!”
“Killing it is, then.”
“What?”
“I’m good but I’m not that good.”
Edmund’s mouth fell open but no sound came out.
— 10 hours, 7 min ago
“I suppose I can either kill them or try to seduce them.”
Edmund gaped at him. “There’s at least seven of them!”
“Killing it is, then.”
“What?”
“I’m good but I’m not that good.”
Edmund’s mouth fell open but no sound came out.
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Morwen
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“I can’t be getting old,”he muttered. “I’m barely twenty-seven.”
“Thirty,” said the Dervish. “Thirty is when everything starts breaking.”
— 8 hours, 7 min ago
“I can’t be getting old,”he muttered. “I’m barely twenty-seven.”
“Thirty,” said the Dervish. “Thirty is when everything starts breaking.”
Morwen
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“I always th-thought huddling for warmth s-s-sounded romantic,”said Edmund, teeth chattering. “It shows up in all the bbbooks.”
The Dervish gave a sharp crack of laughter. “Edmund, are you telling me that you read dirty books? Not just monographs about barnacle pigeons?”
“Nnno! They’re imppproving literature!”
“Oh, is that what they call it here? Do they come with pictures?”
— 8 hours, 9 min ago
The Dervish gave a sharp crack of laughter. “Edmund, are you telling me that you read dirty books? Not just monographs about barnacle pigeons?”
“Nnno! They’re imppproving literature!”
“Oh, is that what they call it here? Do they come with pictures?”
Morwen
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“You have just learned that you have an immortal bodyguard bound to your service, and you’re thinking about translations.”
— 10 hours, 9 min ago
Morwen
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“I don’t want to dismember anybody,”
“What, nobody?”
“Huh.” The Dervish could think of at least five people he’d happily dismember, without even trying hard. Granted, four of them were probably already dead of old age so it wasn’t likely to come up, but he felt it was important to have his priorities straight.
— Aug 15, 2026 12:30AM
“I don’t want to dismember anybody,”
“What, nobody?”
“Huh.” The Dervish could think of at least five people he’d happily dismember, without even trying hard. Granted, four of them were probably already dead of old age so it wasn’t likely to come up, but he felt it was important to have his priorities straight.
Morwen
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It was a plain blade, a bit longer than a short sword, not as long as a longsword, which presumably just made it a sword-sword. It was rather wide at the base, but then, the Dervish had always preferred girth to length.
Heh.
— Aug 14, 2026 03:58AM
It was a plain blade, a bit longer than a short sword, not as long as a longsword, which presumably just made it a sword-sword. It was rather wide at the base, but then, the Dervish had always preferred girth to length.
Heh.
Morwen
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“I don’t suppose you could die a little faster?”
“I am freezing as fast as I can ,” he answered for the boy, with offended dignity.
— Aug 14, 2026 03:29AM
“I am freezing as fast as I can ,” he answered for the boy, with offended dignity.
Morwen
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All mules were skeptics, in Learned Edmund’s experience. Sweetness the mule, so far as he could tell, did not believe in the existence of anything except food, and only the food that was directly in front of her at that. There might be food in other places, and she was, perhaps, willing to make the experiment, but she was not going to get her hopes up.
— Aug 13, 2026 04:26PM