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bože normalne som sad, for my lesbians like helo give me happy vampire yuri not doomed

" Count Dracula. He is Aunt Réka’s nationalist
compatriot, who some months ago purchased a parcel of land from Uncle
Gabor’s estate. It is very kind of him to take in several ladies he has never
met, but he seems a generous sort." Oh i am sure he is.

"We have received an invitation from
my nationalist friend and yours, Count Dracula, to visit him at his ancestral
home. It is higher up in the mountains, on the other side of the Borgo Pass,
where we will be quite safe from the insect problem." mf really said if i cant come to hem these hoes will come to me xddd

"we gotta get miss eliza far away, not even to england so she can be safe from the vampyr." then sends her to transylvannia like are we deadass.

"He kissed her cheek, and the stickiness of
her own blood marked my mistress’s face. Tenderly, so tenderly, he
whispered into her ear. ‘Do not be downhearted. I will make you mother of
multitudes.’" AAAAAA EWW

Ja umrem, mafalda a lucy maju secret make out sesh dade v piči za secret obrazom meanwhile Eliza tam má historical debatu s drakulom ja sa poserem.

"I cricked my neck to look up at him. For just a moment I felt a silly
feminine desire to have a strong and steadfast man stand between me and
all the ills of the world. Do not worry for my sanity, my imagined reader,
the moment passed in the blink of an eye." ja keď ovulujem lmao.

"‘She is gone.’" NOOOOO MY LESBIANS. Cannot have shit in this house, no happy ending for my gays :(