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"we gotta get miss eliza far away, not even to england so she can be safe from the vampyr." then sends her to transylvannia like are we deadass.

"He kissed her cheek, and the stickiness of
her own blood marked my mistress’s face. Tenderly, so tenderly, he
whispered into her ear. ‘Do not be downhearted. I will make you mother of
multitudes.’" AAAAAA EWW

Ja umrem, mafalda a lucy maju secret make out sesh dade v piči za secret obrazom meanwhile Eliza tam má historical debatu s drakulom ja sa poserem.

"I cricked my neck to look up at him. For just a moment I felt a silly
feminine desire to have a strong and steadfast man stand between me and
all the ills of the world. Do not worry for my sanity, my imagined reader,
the moment passed in the blink of an eye." ja keď ovulujem lmao.

"‘She is gone.’" NOOOOO MY LESBIANS. Cannot have shit in this house, no happy ending for my gays :(

" I can only assume that Baroness Tolvay succumbed to
some sort of madness after her nightmarish experience. I do not like to use
the word ‘hysterical’ of another woman, as it is so often used to pathologize
perfectly acceptable emotions in the female sex." My queen

"Morton was his batman during his
time in India, " WAS HIS WHAT

"And, Miss North,’ he said, presenting me his hand, ‘perhaps a
book of sermons should replace your current reading material?’
I smiled widely. ‘I fear I must disappoint you on that score. Mrs Shelley
has in me far too adoring a disciple.’
He withdrew his hand, and with it his approval. I have never been more
cheerful to lose someone’s good opinion." For the lady, perhaps a salad? :) Perhaps not.

"‘I fear that this is why it is a commonly held opinion that young ladies
ought not to read novels.’
‘Do you know, I believe we might sit more comfortably indoors,’ Eliza
cut in, saving Reverend Baker from being on the receiving end of quite a lot
of opinions held by this young lady." PURRR GET HIS ASS GIRL

"On the unhappy subject of unwanted male attentions," strašna diva i love her