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El
is 28% done
babe Sookie STAND UP whattt not her ranting about financial issues while literally taking off work to go look for her cheating vampire (hopefully EX). Alcide is a sweetheart, seems like his past relationship is going to be different from the show since it was a shapeshifter and not that psycho Debbie chick.
if bill doesn’t write Sookie a check i will riot 🙄🙄 it its the minimum
— 4 hours, 53 min ago
if bill doesn’t write Sookie a check i will riot 🙄🙄 it its the minimum
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El
is 25% done
unsure about Alcide in the book so far but he is suuuch a hunk can’t lie about that
— Aug 27, 2026 08:32PM
El
is 9% done
PAM AND SOOKIE ARE FRIENDS?! AAAAA always live for more Pam. the book series might be pretty sus on most topics but the bi rep do be on point. still praying for sookie and bill to call it quits for good pls girl let this be the book.
— Aug 25, 2026 09:09PM
El
is 2% done
not starting off the book with Sookie being islamophobic 💀💀💀 wtf so bizarre but hey shes still with bill who’s apparently a democrat so i’m not that shocked just like ew why
— Aug 25, 2026 08:52PM